The Область of Russian Naremy is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Dino Baggio with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed population of 3.568 billion Russians Naremians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vologda. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Russian Naremyian economy, worth 440 trillion рубльs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 123,385 рубльs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The passport doubles as a birth certificate, diaper sales are up, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, and Лосьs are considered a delicacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Russian Naremy's national animal is the Лось, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Православие.

Russian Naremy is ranked 27,465^th in the world and 537^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,734.64 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.